In the absence of matters scientific from the next few pages of Yevamot, here is a gift for Chanukah. It's a biblical-and-near-Eastern-studies-themed parody of I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General, from The Pirates of Penzance.
Enjoy, and Happy Chanukah.
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Wow, that Joshua Tyra is one funny man.
